Martha Stewart Is Too Hot To Handle In This Pool Thirst Trap

by Guest of A Guest · July 21, 2020

    I think we can all agree that Martha Stewart is just killing it, no?

    While her latest Instagram caption may have been busy explaining all of the thought behind the construction of her East Hampton pool - because there is nothing Martha doesn't know everything about, even pools - the photo is a pure glamour shot. Like, girl didn't get that fuzzy of a background on accident.

    I'm not even going to say how old Martha is, because she looks beyond amazing for any age! The earrings, the eye makeup, that model pout! She is giving major face, and obviously needs a new show where she instructs the masses on how to achieve the same level of effortless glam hotness. 

    In conclusion, how are you not following @marthastewart48?! If not for the knife sharpening tutorials or really up close food photos or fun facts like she has 47 different types of salt in her Bedford kitchen or her brilliantly edited dog videos or to see her driver Carlos playing with her newly hatched goslings, then for the PG13 thirst traps?