Bret Michaels Hopes The Hamptons Holds His Next Rock

by Adam Bertrand · August 5, 2008

    bret michaelsLadies -been thinking of erasing that tat, or ditching the platinum and skunk extensions? Think again. Bret Michaels has a Rock of Love Bus that needs filling, and he'll be hosting a casting call this Saturday at Porkys. When my tow-trucker-cum-guardian angel first recommended the Hampton Bays club to me, I was a bit skeptical but the combination of Fishbowls, World Beer Pong Championships,  and Girls Next Door totally swayed me.

    Now I find out the grand poobah of smoky-eyed, long-haired, white-trash-with-cash hotness has chosen it as his one and only Hamptons pit-stop. According to VH1:

    Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels is casting females ages 21 and up including models, musicians, artists, rocker chicks, and any fun single girls. Characters wanted. Tattoos, wild hair, and a rock n’ roll personality are a plus. To schedule an audition, email your name, age, phone number, Myspace link, audition city, a short bio, and a few recent pictures to

    After I hit up the Ricky's in Huntington, I am so there.

    [Image via WNY Home Voice]