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Cicadas take 17 years to reach their full buzzing, whirring, exoskeleton shedding potential. Guess how old the massive Brood XVI is? Click here for a map of expected onslaughts.
No more texting on route 97? WTF!
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Pink Elephant keeps lease, loses patio. Now where are we going to spew our Dom and Goldman cookies?
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