I was gone this weekend. So I went straight to the number one source of knowledge on all things Hamptons to get the scoop on what happened, Plum TV's Dan Honan. Here's what he had to say:
"NOTHING happened this weekend. I went to Polo and watched women in high heels traipse through the mud. People were getting hammered at the social life party. Some people went to the talkhouse and said the ratio of woman to man was 5 to 1. They got lucky. Yesterday we interviewed Governor Paterson on shelter island. Seinfeld threw out the first pitch at a baseball game in Sag Harbor, and I sadly didn’t make it to the Barcelona drunken boat party. Instead, bbq-ing with friends. Actually made for a very nice weekend. Beautiful sunset in Springs last night. Missed you"
Phew. At least I will be able to sleep tonight, knowing it will all be there for me next weekend...Thanks Daniel!