Hipster Babies: They're So Much Cooler Than You

And you thought topless hipsters were bad.  Watch out Montauk, there's a new hipster trend coming to town: Hipster Babies!

Skinny jeans?  Check.  Plaid flannel?  Check.  Oversized eyewear?  Check.  Baby?  Wait...what?  Babies?  Yes, yes, babies are the newest hipster accessory.  But not just any babies - only really hipster babies.  You know, the kind that wear ironic ascots and brightly colored sunglasses and drink PBR.  We can't really decide if this is child abuse or just an innocent byproduct of extremely hipster parents, but whatever the case, we kind of want one love them.

PBR.  The new baby bottle.

I was listening to MGMT before they were cool.

Dress code is always important...even at three years old.

When I grow up, I want to be an American Apparel ad.

Wait...you look familiar...

So, how does it make you feel knowing these babies are wayyyyy cooler than you?

[Photos via Urlesque and Facebook]