People I've Loved
If you're all about a funny card - and we're not talking Hallmark photo of a cat with a thought bubble fake funny - the Kickstarter funded, Oakland, California based brand People I've Loved is your man.
Best to send to your best friend. The person you're so disgustingly close with, whose existence would cost you thousands if it weren't for free texting, who on most weekends you find yourself peeing in front of in some impeccably maintained bar restroom on the Lower East Side. Sure you'll just scribble some 5 words of nonsense on the inside, most likely including the word Bitch somewhere. And sure you probably don't even need to send them a card. But hey - it could get you out of getting them a present!
People I've Loved Christmas Pizza Card, $5