"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Chris Brown Busts A Breakdance Battle At Beacher's Madhouse

For those who avoid Hollywood like the plague, you really can't understand this story without understanding Beacher's Madhouse. While many of the hippest venues in this town name themselves using blatantly false advertising (do you know how hard it is to get supper at Supperclub?), this place, from the flying midgets serving booze out of airplane bottles to the secret entrance, is truly a madhouse. A combination of comedy, burlesque, circus, freakshow, dance club and opium den, it's kind of a difficult thing to explain. [photo via]