2. Pools Are Awesome
Again, much of this advice should probably go without saying, but let's just go ahead and make it extra clear: pools are completely awesome. If you're one of those people who goes to pool parties and never jumps in, we are on opposite sides of a great divide. In fact, my friends and I are very bad at drinking next to a pool without jumping in, regardless of the appropriateness of doing so. This is perhaps why we are not invited to many poolside memorial services.
[via @drdeevious]