Like Burger King, the Air Sex World Championships are all about Having It Your Way. That means that you, the contestant, choose the song you will air-hump to, the costume you will air-hump in, and the moves and routine you will attempt. The only rules: you only get about 2 minutes, you can't actually get completely naked (which, you will realize when you see the contestants, is for the safety and mental health of the audience), and all orgasms must be simulated, not real (again, this is for the safety of all involved).