"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Faking The Freaky At The Air Sex Championships

The Championships are sponsored by Fleshlight (no link, Google it yourself if you really want to see), which makes male masturbation devices that are disguised as ordinary flashlights. Because, you know, it makes perfect sense that some guy would be bringing a flashlight into an airplane bathroom. All of this really only goes to illustrate that there may be about as much connection between Air Sex and actually getting laid as there is between Air Guitar and touring with Metallica.