Alejandra Guzman What I like about Alejandra Guzman's terrible outfit is that it boasts three entirely separate terrible elements. A blue satin cutaway mini-dress? Yeah, that's ugly. Some sort of weird flower-lace skirt that looks like it belongs over the door of a strip club champagne room? And gold-and-silver megaheels that might have been stolen from Gene Simmons? Any one of these things might have sunk an ordinary outfit on their own. Together? It borders on the sublime.