"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Halloween Costume Do's & Don'ts

DON'T Use Any Real Sex Toys In Your Costume

Hey, I get it, sex toys are funny. But you know what's even funnier? The absolute fact that if you bought a blow up doll "for your costume," the odds are extremely good that you've tried to you-know-what it at least once, no matter how much you deny it. The guy with the strap-on has even more explaining to do.