"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Iggy & The Stooges Rock The Palladium Like Zombie Kings

I don't blame you for not wanting to look too closely at Iggy's stomach in this photo, but check out the fact that he's basically pulling his freaking skin up as if it were a sweater. This, in a nutshell, is where Iggy's continued rock credibility comes from: the fact that he's abused his body so much that he looks like a human Stretch Armstrong and still goes around shirtless. I guess Keith Richards still deserves some love too on that front, but you get the feeling that he's been so rich for so long that his last few years worth of syringes and coke straws were gold-plated.