Slide #7
Exhibit F
Seeing John's yearbook photo really drives it home. First, we have the peachfuzz beard (the pre-adulthood precursor to the hobo beard, 5 hipster points), the denim jacket (7 hipster points, 15 if he's also wearing matching jeans), the fact that he's obviously stoned (10 hipster points), and the rejection of shampoo and conditioner (5 hipster points). I think we're close to wrapping up the case, Your Honor.
Total Hipster Points: 35 (assuming matching jeans)
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