I almost feel bad for Wilmer Valderrama that his 32nd birthday (and seriously, Wilmer, why did you insist that they include the number "32" so often? I think when I turn 32, I'm just going to call it a "birthday party" and maybe leave the number out of the invitation) was so overshadowed by the emergence of the Black House Junkies empire. But then I realize that Wilmer Valderrama is doing just fine considering his cultural contribution to the world of television was playing "Fez".