DON'T Get A Skrillex Haircut
Look, I know that if you're between the ages of, say, 15-24, Skrillex is basically the coolest guy in the universe. Kids can no longer offend their parents with lyrical content, since their parents may have grown up listening to 2 Live Crew and Eminem, so the fact that there's a hot new artist whose music sounds to anyone over 30 like two robots raping each other is pretty exciting. I get all that. But what you don't want to do is try to emulate the guy's schizo half-shaved, half-long hairdo. Setting aside the fact that literally the only job that haircut makes you eligible for is "dubstep DJ", it's just objectively not a good look. If you're a dude, you may find yourself wanting to pick up some kind of girl that falls outside of the "raver girl" category, in which case your technomullet will leave you far behind the curve. If you're a girl, well, let's just say you might end up
on this website. Just think it through.
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