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Slide #2

Don't Electric Tape Your Nipples
C'mon, ladies, should I really have to explain this to you? Again, setting aside the glaringly obvious argument that nobody's ever made themselves seem more respectable or unslutty by getting naked in public, there's also the possibly more compelling reason that, at the end of the evening, you're going to have to take that tape off. Now, I know ladies are a little more sensitive than guys are in that area, and I've never taped over my nipples regardless, but even still I'm fairly confident in assuming that ripping tape off your nipples is a painful, un-fun activity.
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