via @salman_agah
Of course it's all fun and games until someone's nipple piercing gets caught on a rubbery inflatable toy. Thankfully, they make sure to keep the day safe with a chiseled, greased up on-duty lifeguard perched atop his throne where you can easily spot him should you need his assistance undoing your button fly or unwrapping a popsicle or whatever. He's there for it all.