Speaking of crossover stars, it's
Bill Shatner! Don't get me wrong, I love Capt. Kirk as much as the next guy who spent most of middle school watching TV instead of talking to girls, but it's hard not to feel like William Shatner would appear at the Ypsilanti Elks Club meeting if someone told him it was going to be televised. Bill, we all know you caked up on those Priceline stock options, I really don't think you need to be doing this anymore. Side note: Brad Paisley wrote a book?