"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" The Alarmingly Low Key Fashions Of The 2011 CMT Artists Of The Year Show

In case it didn't seem improbable to you that Brad Paisley wrote a book, um, this is Brad Paisley. And while no hard stats exist to prove this, I think it's a safe bet that the overlap between authors and owners of camouflage blazers is slim. Another weird note: you'd think from his wardrobe and globe and anchor necklace that Brad served in the Marines, right? But I checked, and there doesn't seem to be a record of that. He must have been a super secret black ops guy! Way to go, Brad!