For starters, it's a relatively reasonable concern when dealing with David Lynch that any giant glowing shape, even if it's in the shape of your corporate sponsor Dom Perignon's logo, might actually be some kind of gateway to a red curtain lined room/dimension, where backwards-talking midgets consume people's fear and suffering in the form of a creamed-corn looking substance called
Garmonbozia. While the odds are still more or less against this happening, they are far greater than if David Lynch weren't involved at all. Something to think about.
[via @jasminshokrian, @gregorysiff]