"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" The Summerland Tour Brings A Heavy Dose Of '90s Nostalgia To The Greek

When I was in high school, I wanted to find out if this girl I was talking to was telling the things I told her to keep secret to all of her friends, so I told her one day that Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray was my cousin. The next day, a bunch of girls started being really nice to me and also asking about getting tickets to an upcoming Sugar Ray concert. I'd say there's a lesson in all of this, but I'm pretty sure it's just that high school kids are dipshits, and that anyone who's willing to claim familial relations to Mark McGrath, in this case me, is an even bigger dipshit than the people s/he's trying to fool. [via @tiptheflick] [via @tiptheflick]