"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Throwing Down At The Playboy Mansion's ESPY Pre-Party

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. The greatest photo, by far, of the evening, or of most evenings. Raiders linebacker Philip Wheeler and the man, the myth, the legend. Ron Jeremy. And for anyone who might claim that Ron isn't an athlete, au contraire. You've clearly never seen the man's, um, body of work. [via @philgood50]