Be True To Yourself
So maybe you're one of those weirdos with a religion that doesn't celebrate Christmas. Well, so am I, and there's no reason why our proud beliefs should be left out of the ugly holiday sweater tradition. That's why I got me the glorious Ugly Hanukkah Sweater you see in the photo here. Of course, there are a whole lot more Christians in this country than anyone else, so if you're looking for an ugly Hannukah/Eid/Kwanzaa/Festivus sweater, you may have to do a bit more digging. I found a pretty amazing woman named Anne Marie Blackman who runs
this all-purpose ugly sweater site and got me my Hanukkah miracle.
And yes, I'm sorry for posting a picture I took in my bathroom mirror. But you guys needed to see this.