1. Russell Brand's Opening Monologue
Is the general public really crying out for more Russell Brand? The answer at this point is probably a resounding "
ehhhh...."
, but all you really need to do to kill the opening monologue at an MTV awards show is pick the low hanging fruit with minimal shame, and Russell was able to deliver with seven minutes of jokes about Michael Fassbender's penis, his own failed marriage to Katy Perry, and how he taped an 8-ball of coke under Charlie Sheen's seat in case they needed to liven up the show. You can
watch the whole thing right here.
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