The dancing girls thing had its day in the sun, but it's probably also time to let that one go now that every single club in the universe has aerial dancers/pole dancers/cage dancers or whatever. Once again, at some point you probably gain a competitive advantage just for being the one club that
doesn't do it. That, or just call it like it really is and have them be real-life, honest-to-god strippers. It's not like their parents are any more proud of them as is.
[via @inspiredby_u]