In case you forget
the details of this bacchanal, a quick recap: Petra, the UK's favorite
helicopter-shopping, yacht-tanning heiress, had an Italian countryside wedding to
this goober in late August. The obvious comparison, of course, would be to
Kim Kardashian, another silver-spooner who married, um, down a bit (NB: that's the valet in the above photo, not James), but based on overall lavishness, Kim may as well have worn ripped overalls and had
Bruce Jenner pointing the shotgun at Kris.