The only thing about the wedding that wasn't as baller as I might have suspected was the arrival. A White Rolls Royce? Really, Bernie?
I could rent a Rolls Royce for the weekend right here in America, as long as I didn't feel like paying rent next month. You're the head of Formula freaking One, for God's sake! What about showing up in a race car? Driven by whoever is good at racing these days? What about one of those helicopters she seems to love so much? Or maybe go Roman-style and have a team of slaves (let's put our cards on the table here, we know you have slaves) carry her in on a daybed, eating grapes? Think big, homie.
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