"Best €2k I Ever Spent!" The MTV Europe Music Awards, Now With 75% More Naked Irishman

Let's get something out of the way right up front: if you had any misconceptions about the "E" in "EMAs" meaning that these awards would be any more dynamic, interesting, tasteful, or even just different from their American counterparts, I'll let this photo of JWoww and Snooki put that to bed right away. You don't export these two gargoyles overseas if you're attempting to at all honor a region's native culture. No, like most U.S. foreign policy, this was a straight-up invasion.