Because
Flea is most likely the closest thing to a real, respectable musician that showed up the entire night, I don't want to treat him too harshly. So although he's getting mighty close to that age where a shirt is no longer optional, we'll let that slide; he has, after all, made something of a
trademark out of shirtlessness. What we do have to address, on the other hand, is how much hair one can lose before dying it a crazy color is inadvisable. At least grab a magic marker and fill in the scalp, okay?