I've been having a recurring nightmare about a pale, zombie-like creature that threatens to eat my brains if I don't write about his daughter's wedding. For the longest time, I chalked it up to bad shellfish, or maybe anxiety about the upcoming election. Thanks to a hilariously vapid and fawning profile of Petra Ecclestone in The Telegraph, I realize the truth.
It was Formula 1 billionaire and German military enthusiast Bernie Ecclestone, and I forgot to talk about Petra's gazillion-dollar wedding to human Muppet James Stunt. Better late than never?
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