A Definitive Ranking Of All The Kardashian Kids

Chicago West is undoubtedly extremely good-looking. I didn't even need a picture to make that judgment. I already knew she wouldn't get the kiddie end of the genetic pool. However, I really don't think we can bank on her being the next North just yet. The oldest is the conventional GOAT in any family, the middle child is the underdog who wins out and defeats the GOAT, and the youngest is just kind of...there. Rob Kardashian is the youngest, so that should tell you something. And if you're going to counter-argue that Kylie is the youngest: baby Kylie is gone. She is done for. The new Kylie got hatched in a plastic surgeon's office. And the New Kylie was not parented - that's why she is the way she is. I still have hope that Chicago can prove herself to be worthy of my attention, but in the meantime, she will have to earn it. I refuse to simply hand her a higher ranking because traditionally the youngest always get everything handed to them. That's just enabling them to be mediocre. That's the equivalent of giving her a participation trophy. Chicago, you have to work for it. 

[Photo via @chicago.west_]