Slide #5
Seduction Black (Antonio Banderas)
It's not that one of cinema's most famous Latin lovers wouldn't necessarily be deserving of his own fragrance, something spicy and passionate that makes suburban housewives leave puddles in their local multiplexes. It's just, why did they wait until Anotonio was 50? We're not saying he's not still an attractive man, but as the above ad shows, middle-age has ever-so-slightly rounded out his nose and chin-line and thinned out his once robust mane, making him still 99% sex symbol, but perhaps also 1% Staten Island bus driver. The website's not really helping, either.