On April 12th, at 4 a.m., Khloé Kardashian FINALLY popped out her first child while surrounded by her loved ones who would never dream of publicly mortifying her or compromising the future of her newborn daughter. I'm talking about Kris and Kim. No word on whether or not Tristan Thompson was there.
We could not be happier for Koko because anyone who watches the show knows how badly she wanted to be a mom and how she was her nieces' and nephews' favorite aunt. We're sure she'll be a natural.
But we gotta say, could this baby have worse timing? She decided to arrive right in the middle of her daddy's cheating scandal. Hopefully she'll learn how to read a room when she grows up.
All jokes aside, though, we're crying. Congrats Khloé! You don't need no man!
[Photo via @khloekardashian]