This just in on the "who the hell knew all of these celebrities were friends?" front: all of these celebrities are, apparently, friends. And on Wednesday night they convened for an evening of shots, Fiji water, and dessert at what appears to be Japanese eatery Nobu in Malibu in order to celebrate Kid Cudi's birthday.
Kim Kardashian tweeted out the photo series with the simple caption "Happy Birthday @KidCudi," casually understating, in all her coolness, how much mind-blowing is going on here.
We mean, as far as we knew, the relationship between Timothée Chalamet and Pete Davidson, the two biggest heartthrobs of 2018, extended only as far as Davidson spoofing the flippy-haired actor in a sketch on Saturday Night Live.
As for Davidson and Kanye West? They seemed to have patched things up after Davidson memorably criticized West's unhinged, pro-Trump speech on SNL back in October, saying, "being mentally ill is not an excuse to act like a jackass."
If there was any drama to be had at this rather small, but fascinating, birthday dinner, it hardly shows. Everyone's laughing (possibly looking at memes on Cudi's phone), staying hydrated, and showing off their jawlines.
As always, thank you Kim for reporting from the front lines.
[Photos via @kimkardashian]