Turtle Time!: Five Celebrities With Their Own California Wines

2. Lil Jon

Little Jonathan Winery, Central Coast Circa 2008, Lil Jon decided to expand his crunk juice repertoire to fine wine and partnered with expert winemaker Alison Crowe to open his Little Jonathan Winery. Don't ask him questions about his wine though, he just likes the way it takes. I personally really appreciate that he doesn't feel the need recite some painfully dry monologue about the nose and where it was grown and all of that waxing poetic BS. You know, like, just wake me when it's over. But I too like the taste, and apparently so does Verne Troyer! Verne Troyer [via]