Slide #2
Paris Hilton probably had a pretty tough choice between attending Coachella or staying home to work on her novel, but in the end, thank God, she chose Coachella. And despite the anguish she must have been feeling knowing that some other novelist out there might complete The Great American Novel before her, eyewitness reports suggest that she graciously allowed herself to have a good time (read: she was absolutely shitfaced).