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Day One
Spicy Pie, a popular Coachella mainstay, is a strong Day One headliner, but the dirty little secret about Kogi tacos is how quickly they get mushy and kind of gross, so if you were psyched for A Kogi Taco My Friend Snuck Out Of The VIP Area, I hear it may not live up to expectations. Pink's Hot Dogs are overrated in any context, so avoid that and opt instead for some Ecstasy. I can't say it provides a whole bunch of nutrition, but you won't really want to eat afterward, and isn't that basically the same thing?
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