Left: Official Coachella 2011 lineup flyer; Right: Our lineup predictions flyer
After all the speculation, teasing games and false alarms (thank you, @IGGNASTYY) over the last few days as we all waited with baited breath, the official lineup for Coachella 2011 has been released! And we were prettttyyyyy, prettyyyyyy, prettyyyyyy, pretty close with our predictions. Now let's breakdown the official Coachella performers and take a look at which acts we guessed right and the ones we missed.
THE HEADLINERS
Instead of three headliners, one per day, Coachella got fancy on us and decided to double down Sunday with Kanye AND The Strokes. In a perfect world, Kanye having to share his top billing with another act would serve as a much needed chip at his ego, but we're not getting our hopes up as he is so far gone up his own ass. But that's neither here nor there. The point is, our predictions on both Kanye and The Strokes were right, except we didn't bill the Strokes as a top headliner for a day.
Moving on, we were on the money with Arcade Fire for Saturday, which is officially billed as "Arcade Fire" sans the definite article which we regrettably included on our flyer, so everyone stop calling them "The Arcade Fire".
Finally, we were off on Friday which will be headlined by Kings of Leon instead of our prediction of The White Stripes. I'd like to point out that this might be the singular instance in which being wrong doesn't hurt for me as much as what we were wrong about... Kings of Leon? Mehh. The White Stripes would have been awesome.
And guess who's NOWHERE on the lineup this year? Daft Punk AND The Rolling Stones. [See "About That Daft Punk And Rolling Stones Coachella 2011 Buzz..." in which we respond to the boardies insisting both acts were confirmed] OH SNAP. If our flyer had been a wishlist, however, both would have gotten placement just below DAVID BOWIE.
All other acts on the lineup we predicted...
The Black Keys
Chemical Brothers
Interpol
Caifanes
Robyn
Lauryn Hill
Crystal Castles
Cut Copy
Cold War Kids
Erick Morillo
Nosaj Thing
Magnetic Men
Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti
Klaxons
Titus Andronicus
Glasser
Afrojack
Skrillex
The Rural Alberta Advantage
Animal Collective
Bright Eyes
Empire of the Sun
Broken Social Scene
One Day as a Lion
Gogol Bordello
Foals
Fat Freddy's Drop
The Tallest Man on Earth
The Radio Dept.
Wire
Gayngs
The Twelves
Bomba Estereo
Duran Duran
The National
Chemical Brothers
Tame Impala
The Bloody Beetroots Death Crew 77
Duck Sauce
HEALTH
MEN
Angus and Julia Stone
Delorean
Twin Shadow
Rye Rye
And everyone else we missed who will be in the big desert in April...
Sasha
Brandon Flowers
The Pains of Being Pure at Heart
Kele
Marina and the Diamonds
Here We Go Magic
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez
Monarchy
A-Trak
Cold Cave
The Drums
Morning Benders
Sander Kleimenberg
Brandt Brauer Frick
Scala & Kolacny Bros.
Gypsy and the Cat
12th Planet
Breakage
Hurts
Clare Maguire
Cee Lo Green
Sleigh Bells
Boys Noize
Moving Units
Excision
OFWGKTA
Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears
Aquabats
Flogging Molly
Warpaint
Ozomatli
!!!
Beardyman
Mount Kimbie
Jakes
Kyle Hall
Emicida
Mumford & Sons
Big Audio Dynamite
Steve Angello
The Kills
The London Suede
Erykah Badu
Paul van Dyk
Fedde Le Grand
Scissor Sisters
New Pornographers
Cage the Elephant
The Swell Season
Shpongle
Laidback Luke
Elbow
Daedelus
Delta Spirit
Two Door Cinema Club
Jenny and Johnny
Cults
Chuckie
Raphael Saadiq
Lil' B
Yacht
Thao and the Get Down Stay Down
The Joy Formidable
Phosphorescent
Francis and the Lights
The Love Language
DJ Hype
DJ Marky
Joachim Garraud
The Henry Clay People
Freelance Whales
Mariachi El Bronx
EE
Andy C
SBTRKT
The Felice Brothers
Trampled By Turtles
Mary Anne Hobbs
Alf Alpha
PJ Harvey
Death From Above 1979
Wiz Khalifa
Ratatat
Nas & Damian Marley
Jimmy Eat World
Axwell
Sven Vath
Chromeo
Neon Trees
The Presets
Leftfield
Best Coast
Lightning Bolt
She Wants Revenge
Jack's Mannequin
Green Velvet
Fistful of Mercy
Jack Beats
CSS
City and Colour
Yelle
Trentemøller
Phantogram
OFF!
Tinie Tempah
Plan B
Caspa
Riva Starr
Joy Orbison
Menomena
fun.
Good Old War
Ellie Goulding
Eliza Doolittle
Los Bunkers
High Contrast
DJ Zinc
New Pants
Thunderball
Gord Downie
Tokimonsta