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You Snooze, You Pay.
I've tried waking up early to get on the internet and purchase concert tickets before, and I swear, everyone else has a magical ticket sniping robot except for me because at 15 seconds after 8:00 am, all the good tickets are gone.  But not all hope of seeing your favorite band is completely lost, because about 80% of these tickets get put back on the scalping market almost immediately.  A quick Craigslist search will bring up about 1,000 listings, all selling Coachella tickets at an often insane premium. I think that's what Mitt Romney is talking about when he praises American-style capitalism. Take it from the dipshit above trying to unload his wristbands at a staggering 300% markup: "EVERYTHING IS LEGIT", although dude is seemingly not 2 legit 2 quit his job in order to make the show.
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