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Valentine's Day: wine, chocolate, fine dining, greeting cards, stripteases, lingerie. Lucha VaVOOM: liquor, nachos, wrestling, comedy, little people, stripteases, lingerie. For last night's show Downtown at the Mayan, Lucha VaVOOM, the Mexican masked wrestling spectacular that balances "sexo y violencia," threw the stupid Cupid baby out with the bathwater but kept fun sexy-time stuff. Here's a roundup of Instagrams from Lucha's special Valentine's event, "Besos Prohibidos," which in Spanish roughly translates to "half-naked men jumping on each other while babes dance around topless."