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"Oh and this fool. He had me thinking he was Johnny Depp for 30 minutes while I pitched him my nightclub concept, CRIB, and gave him the opportunity to be one of the first investors in my nightlife empire (mogul in the making right here, ladies). I realized homeboy was a total bootleg Jack Sparrow when he asked to borrow bus fare for his whole family. Sure, I got your bus fare for you—right here in my Pampers. Dick." 
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