10. Feather Hair Extensions
Ladies, this was cute for a hot minute. Want to know when it stopped being cute? The minute immediately following that minute. Alex just told me he saw a commercial last night for a snap-on feather hair extension that made him want to cry. Look, they seemed bohemian and carefree hippy-dippy at first but the truth is that couldn't be a more inaccurate reflection of what they really are. Hair extensions by definition are high maintenance pains in the ass, and when I see the aging checkout lady at CVS has one snarled in her mane, they're officially not bohemian. Ultimately, you just look like you got into a scrape with a quail.
Can we ixnay this please and file it under "Wack Hair Trends"?
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-Emily