He may be down and out, but this man spotted near the 405 has not lost his spark. Based on this photo alone, I already know he has a better sense of humor than most. Now, I'm not saying he didn't sleep with Lindsay, so this isn't about irony. This guy is ahead of the curve and using it as a call for sympathy from the masses. Everyone knows engaging in that sort of thing with her is a fast track to misery and compromised physical/mental health. Just look at Wilmer Valderrama.
You show me the person who has just been granted mercy in the form of an exit off of the 405 who wouldn't respond to this on some level and I'll show you a psycho.
If I were running even later than my standard 10-minute lag time to a meeting or something of equal weight and saw this man, I would hold up traffic, stop and give him any parking valet cash I had, and hook him up with some Purell. A homeless man whose approach to panhandling is a sign that reads "SLEPT WITH LINDSAY LOHAN. NEED HELP" is deserving of at least that much.
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