In case you needed more reasons to think John Mayer's a creep, he picks up chicks in NYC bars by feeding them really cheesy, vulgar lines [Post]
In what's believed to be part of a wave of terrorism against embassies, package bombs explode at Chilean and Swiss embassies in Rome [LATimes]
To the "ass" who hacked Kelly Osbourne's email: forwarding messages from her inbox to yourself kind of blew your cover and for that genius maneuver alone you deserve to get arrested, you ass [TMZ]
Bill providing free medical treatment and compensation to first responders of 9/11 passes in House and Senate [CNN]
Get ready for some next level GTL because "Jersey Shore's" Pauly D has landed his own spin-off series [PE]