After not getting Chris Paul (who's about to close a deal to join the Clippers) or Dwight Howard, Kobe is seriously bummed noted candy fiend Lamar Odom was traded from the Lakers to the Dallas Mavericks in a first-round pick for the 2012 NBA season. [LATimes]
Jessica Simpson is reportedly getting $3 million from Weight Watchers to join their program after she gives birth to stop being chunky lose her "baby weight." [Post]
Arizona's highly controversial immigration law requiring state police (rather than federal government) probe people's immigration status while enforcing other laws is heading to the Supreme Court. [KABC]
Mikhail Prokhorov, one of Russia's fattest cats in the game and New Jersey Nets owner whom Forbes estimates is worth $18 billion, announces his bid to run against Prime Minister Vladimir Putin in Russia's presidential election in March. [HuffPo]
While vacationing in Hawaii, Lindsay Lohan's $5,000 Chanel purse containing her passport and crucial court documents is stolen and then returned with all her personal effects—except for the $10,000 in cash she had inside. [TMZ]