Paris Hilton's boyfriend Cy Waits was jumped yesterday as they were entering a courthouse to testify against a break-in suspect. [KTLA]
Deadly storms and tornadoes pound southern states of Alabama, Mississippi, Tennessee, Georgia, Virginia, and Kentucky, claim at least 215 lives. [LATimes]
Lawrence O'Donnell kicks "birther Queen" Orly Taitz off his show mid-interview, calls her crazy. It's awesome. [HuffPo]
A massive gang narcotics sweep that began early this morning in Carson leads to over 100 arrests, more expected. [KABC]
Justin Timberlake says that whole "friends with benefits" thing is a bad idea and will inevitably end badly. [PE]