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Michael Lohan, Kato Kaelin
Michael Lohan...Aaaand father of the year shall grace the games. Also a "Celebrity Rehab" alum, of late Michael Lohan's girlfriend Kate Major filed for a restraining order against him, and just a few days ago he was involved in a barfing whodunit at Boa. Yes, that's exactly what it sounds like: Lohan claims a guy threw up on him at the restaurant while the other party maintains he vomited all over a guy and the back of a woman's dress. Classic mystery puking case of 'he said, she said.'
Kato KaelinProbably history's most famous moocher, he was that unemployed loser living in OJ Simpson's guest house when he murdered those people. Um... I guess that about does it.