No. Just...no. Not only does the name of this video make my skin crawl, but Shitsy Craptender kicks things off by asking homegirl if she’s ever done “two at a time” since apparently she’s in porn, which he takes as license to get extra creepy. At one point, he asks her to “turn this into a scene.” STOP ASKING HER ABOUT HER VAGINA. Go away. As if the combination of Malibu, peach schnapps, raspberry liqueur, raspberry vodka, cherry vodka, citrus vodka, pineapple juice, orange juice, grenadine, and cranberry juice weren’t enough to make your liver explode and seep from every orifice, the vag-inspired garnish is the icing on this nasty ass cake.
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