Egon Spengler in the BK?

Sick of that pesky ghost from the Great Depression era jostling your piggy bank in the wee hours of the night?  Ever get that weird sensation that someone is WATCHING you in the shower?  No?  Well, I guess you live in one of those fancy, refurbished high rises where the buzzer works and your floorboards all stick together so they don’t creak every time your upstairs neighbor decides to unleash her hounds in the hallway.  You are specialer than I.  But, for the rest of us struggling to maintain our sanity amidst the paranormal energy fields of our historically rich (err, dumpy?) apartments, look no further for relief!  Brooklyn Ghost Investigations is all over your boogie man.  For only $20/hr, you can totally set yourself up with a supernatural Peter Venkman-style sleepover party, complete with homemade Ouija Board.  It’ll be like a weird psychedelic version of Ghostbusters acted out in your living room!  My recommendation:  don’t be sober.  According to The Daily News the real action doesn’t go down until 3am.  That’s like high noon in Ghostville.  Open the fridge.  Get Zuul on the line.